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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!
You can’t make up entertainment like this.

Pagan prisoners win right to have ‘magic wands’

Clicky.
While I respect the prisons attempt to make everyone’s religion accessible to them, this just seems like a weird ruling to me. (And, it may just be too early for me to be able to explain why…)

A new wrinkle in smoking enforcement…

How do they take Botox into account, I wonder?

O. M. G.

Wow…

Teacher Loses Job Over Magic Trick

But, I think there’s more to this story…
I like how they hyped it up to be him losing his job over a magic trick when really it seems that he was losing it over performance issues (that may or may not have been previously covered with him).

Teenager Gives Birth In Shower And Walks To Hospital

People are crazy.
But at least she did the right thing by going to the hospital.

Robotic vigilante: Homemade ‘Bum Bot’ patrols in Atlanta.

I want one to traumatize my neighbors with.

Shock gardening troops attack urban eyesores.

Think they’d do my front yard if I asked nicely?

Hard lemonade, hard price.

So much fail.

8-year-old arrested, accused of hitting teacher

What?